Always Trust your Husband

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    A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

    From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Until she is totally exhausted.

    Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

    "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say 'hello'?
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