Three Old Ladies

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    Three elderly women were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing.

    The first lady recalled shopping for groceries in the old days, and demonstrated with her hands the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

    The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper, too, and she demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

    The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."
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