Customer Service

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    A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for quite some time now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any more."

    Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, I personally placed an order for them just a couple of days ago."

    Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she asked if we had any?"

    "Poisonous spiders in the fruit department."
  • Total Solar Eclipse An astronomer is on an expedition to Darkest Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun, which will only be observable there, when cannibals capture him. The eclipse...
  • The Silent Fart An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.
    She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go...
  • Work Telephone The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.
    Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone...
  • Wars make History The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.
    "How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war...
  • Gotcha!!! Farmer Banta killed a lamb and hung it up for the night, intending to butcher it in the morning, but the next day it was gone. He didn’t tell a soul about it, and nothing happened ...
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