Eye Sight Test

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    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

    First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

    The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

    "Can you read this?" the optician asked.

    "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
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