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    A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman.

    "Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?"

    "Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian."

    "Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?"
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