Santa's Logic?

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    Cop: How did you kill 50 people in a car crash?

    Santa: I suddenly lost control.

    Cop: Then what happened?

    Santa: I saw 2 people on the right & a wedding party on the left. You tell me which should I have hit?

    Cop: The 2 people on the right would have certainly caused less damage.

    Santa: Exactly what I thought! I hit the 1st one but then the other one person ran into the wedding so I went after him!
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