Words of Wisdom

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    Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

    If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    So, if you give her any aggravation, be ready to receive a ton of stuff in return.
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