Chocolate-Chip Cookies

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    Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Maine, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit.

    Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him a small bag of my grandmother's delicious chocolate-chip cookies and proceeded on my way.

    A short time later, I was stopped by another trooper.

    "What have I done?" I asked.

    "Nothing," the trooper said, smiling. "I heard you were passing out great chocolate-chip cookies."
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