New Grandmother

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    Linda, whose daughter had just given birth to a beautiful, healthy baby, showed up for a lunch date looking less cheerful than Jill expected.

    "What's wrong," Jill asked. "Are you depressed by the fact that you're a grandmother?"

    Linda responded with a barely perceptible smile.

    "No," she said. "It's just that I'm not crazy about having to sleep with a grandfather."
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