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    A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

    "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

    "No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

    A third child brought the argument to a close, "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
  • Stop Sign A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over.
    "No," the man replied...
  • Exposing Neighbour Judy called the police. "My next door neighbor is exposing himself. Oh my," she continued, "he's just standing there, big as you please, taking a shower with his...
  • A Printer Problem When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned...
  • New Grandmother Linda, whose daughter had just given birth to a beautiful, healthy baby, showed up for a lunch date looking less cheerful than Jill expected.
    "What's wrong," Jill asked...
  • The Final Journey The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you...
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