| My 10 year son and I went to the restroom at a movie theatre just before the movie started. There were 5 urinals there and a line had formed up so we had to wait our turn. When we got to the front of the line, two of the urinals became available. One was a short one for little kids and the other was at a normal height for adults. My son rushed to the higher urinal and left me to use the smaller one. I didn't want to make a fuss with everybody there so I just let him go. In the middle of relieving ourselves, my son looks to me and says, "Mine's bigger than yours." Everybody there got a good laugh out of it. |