| "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Peter told his friend Alex. Alex suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" "But what if my wife finds out?" asks Peter. "Heck, this is a new age we live in, Peter. Go ahead and tell her about it!" said Alex. So Peter went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together." "Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that - it didn't work." |