Regular or Decaf?

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    A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take his order.

    "..and to drink?" she asked.

    The man said he would like coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table.

    "Oh my God! I am so sorry!"

    "That's OK," the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin, "But tell me, is this regular or decaf?"

    "Regular," she replied.

    "Oh great, now this thing is going to be up all night!"
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