| A construction worker tells his doctor, "I`m constipated." The doctor examines him for a few minutes and says, "Lean over the table." After he does so, the doctor whacks him on his ass, with a baseball bat. A loud "CRACK!" is heard, and the doctor sends the man to the bathroom. After coming out of the bathroom, the construction worker says, "I feel great! What should I do to prevent constipation in the future?" The doctor says, "Stop wiping your butt with cement bags." |