Lifetime Medication

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    John came home from the doctor looking very worried.

    His wife said, "What's the problem?"

    He said, "The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life."

    She said, "So what? Lots of people have to take a pill every day their whole lives."

    "Yes, I know," he said, "but he only gave me four pills!"
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