| A tourist from San Francisco goes on his first trip overseas. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled while filling out his visa application. The border official looks over his shoulder and sees the tourist trying to write "Twice a week" in the space labeled SEX. The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female.'" "Doesn't matter," the tourist answers. |