| "I``ve had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I``m filing for an divorce." "Sorry to hear that pal, may I ask why?" asked his partner. "I found her supply of birth control pills," said the first. "Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can``t see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin." "It ain``t just that," stormed Frank. "I had a vasectomy over five years ago." |