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    When Joe``s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.

    Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life just isn``t worth living anymore."

    "Don``t be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "Let your work be your salvation. I want you to totally submerge yourself in your work. Now, what do you do for a living?"

    "I clean out septic tanks," Joe replied.
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