| A guy goes to a girl``s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to get them some snacks and drinks. As he``s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantle. He picks it up, and as he`s looking at it, she walks back in. He says, "What`s this?" She says, "Oh, my father``s ashes are in there." He turns beet red in horror and goes, "Geez, oh ... I ..." She says, "Yeah, he``s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray." |