| A man sitting at the window one evening casually calls to his wife, "There``s that woman that our next door neighbor is fooling around with!" His wife dropped the plate she was drying, ran into the living room, knocked over a vase and broke it on her way to the window. "WHERE? WHERE? she demanded. "Right over there on the corner. The lady in the blue dress." "YOU IDIOT! THAT``S HIS WIFE!!!" "Yes, I know," the husband said, with a satisfied grin. |