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    A man was wandering around a fairground, and he happened to see a fortune teller``s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.

    "Ah...." said the woman, as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."

    "Ha, you fortune tellers are all a sham!" said the man, scornfully. "I`m the father of THREE children!"

    The woman grinned and said, "That``s what YOU think..."
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