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    Six-year-old Pappu came downstairs crying loudly.

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    "Papa was hanging pictures, and he just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Pappu.

    "That's not so serious," soothed his mother. A big man like you shouldn't cry at a trifle like that. Why didn't you just laugh?"

    "I did," sobbed Pappu.
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