Men are better friends than women

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    One night Peeto, doesn't return home.

    The next morning when Banta demands to know where she was all night, she claims she stayed at a friends house.

    Banta rings around her 10 best friends and they all say Jeeto didn't stay at their place last night.

    One night Banta doesn't return home.

    The next morning when Jeeto demands to know where he was all night, he claims he stayed at a friends house.

    Jeeto rings around his 10 best friends. 8 of them say Banta did stay at their place last night, and the other 2 claim he is still there!
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