| A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms, and a sales girl approached him. Sales girl: Can I help you, Sir? Young man: Yes, I want to buy some condoms. Sales girl: What size do you need, Sir? Young man: I didn't realize they came in different sizes. I don't know what size I would need. Sales girl: May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need? As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance: "Give me a SMALL one... Wait! Make it MEDIUM...Wait! Make it LARGE... Shit! Give me a TISSUE !!!" |