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    Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

    One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

    The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

    The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

    The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

    After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"
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