| A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture of himself. He is too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony. The only pictures he has of himself are nude pictures so he cuts a picture in half and just sends her the top part. About a week later he receives another letter from his mother asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another nude picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half instead of the top half. The man is really worried when he realizes he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother`s eyesight is and hopes maybe she won`t notice. A couple weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "I liked your picture, but your hairstyle does make your nose look long." |