| A Farmer was plowing a field and his neighbor came over to see how he was doing. When the farmer was done he came over to talk to his neighbor, the neighbor told the farmer that he had missed a spot. The farmer said, I can't plow that, that is "SACRED GROUND", thats where I had my "FIRST SEX EXPERIENCE", and do you see that tree over there? Her MOTHER stood there and watched us. The neighbor said "What did her mother say?" "She said 'BAAAA! BAAAA'!" |