| Bill came to work monday with two black eyes. Jack said, "What the hell happened to you ?" Bill said, "I was in church Sunday and the lady in front of me got up to sing and I saw her dress was caught up in the crack of her ass. So I reached over and pulled it back and she hit me in the eye !" Jack said, "How did you get two black eyes?" Bill told him, "Well, I figured she wanted the dress in her crack, so I reached over and poked it back in." |