| Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation problem. "It's terrible," she said. "I haven't moved my bowels in a week." "I see. Have you done anything about it?` asked the doctor. "Oh, yes," she replied. "I sit in the bathroom for a half hour in the morning and again at night." "No," the doctor said. "I mean do you take anything?" "Of course," she answered. "I take a magazine in with me each time." |