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    A young, very attractive Swedish girl was massaging Jeff's shoulders, then his chest, and gradually worked her way down his torso.

    Jeff was getting sexually excited as the masseur approached the towel. The towel began to lift and the Swedish girl arched her eyebrows.

    'You wanna wank?', she asked.

    'You bet,' came the excited reply.

    'O.K.,' she said, 'I come back in ten minutes.'
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