•  

    There was this big tribal chief who was suffering from constipation, and therefore sent his messenger to the urban doctor for getting prescription.

    The messenger went to the doctor and said, "Doc, doc..., Big chief, no shit! Big chief, no shit!"

    The doctor handed him one month's prescription. But the chief consumed all the pills in a day.

    When the messenger showed up at the doctor's office again, the doctor asked, "What's the problem now?"

    The messenger said, "Big shit, no chief! Bigggg shit, no chief!"
  • Rampant Sex! A rich old man marries a girl barely out of her teens. Needless to say she is asking for it. So when they get into bed on the wedding night she asks him...
  • Chicken Dinner A farmer and his young bride lived rather far out in the country. The preacher would stop by, and of course, they would invite him in for a chicken dinner...
  • Three Windows A window cleaner goes to a monastery looking for work. The Abbot hires him but tells him to clean all the windows except the top three. So the window cleaner cleans all the windows except...
  • Rye Bread for Stamina Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath...
  • I Feel Your Pain After going through Lamaze, Leboyer, and LeLeche classes with his expectant wife, the proud new father remained by her beside throughout the labor and delivery...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT