Evening's Exploits

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    The young secretary was describing her evening's exploits to a friend.

    "After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back to my apartment, but I refused. I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that."

    "That was smart," her friend said, approvingly, "Then what happened?"

    "He kept insisting, and I kept refusing," the secretary said.

    "You didn't weaken your resolve did you?" asked the friend.

    "Not one bit. In the end, we went to his apartment. I figured, let HIS mother worry."
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