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    One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing...

    "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!

    "I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!

    "I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They sure won't!

    "But if you fuck one goat..."
  • Breast Enhancement The woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
    Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it...
  • Punk Rocker A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was quickly determined that...
  • Bride Kidnapped A couple had not been married for long, when the husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends...
  • Covering up in church Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering...
  • Happiness When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honour. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife...
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