Problematic Girlfriend

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    A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.

    "She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed."

    "Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife," replied the Boss. "Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her".

    Shaking his head the young guy replied, "I've tried tha it doesn't work for me. Once I get her pants down I'm not mad anymore."
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