| Santa goes to a proctologist to complain about a rectal disorder. The doctor examines him, tells him he needs an enema, gives him the necessary medication for the enema, and asks him to come back the following week for a checkup. Upon returning the next week, Santa complains that the medication did nothing for him. "Did you use the medication properly?" asks the doctor. "Of course I did, Doc! Jeez, what do you think, I shoved it up my ass?!" |