| A couple of redneck hunters were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing. His eyes were rolled back in his head. The other guy whipped out his mobile phone and called the emergency services. He gasped to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, said, "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead." There was silence, then a gun shot. The guy's voice came back on the line. He said, "Okay, now what?" |