First Gynecologic Visit

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    Old Mrs. Moskowitz, who was ailing, was persuaded to visit a gynecologist for the first time in her life.

    The efficient young doctor soothed her, helped her onto the table, and began a thorough gynecological examination.

    Mrs. Moskowitz, looking down at him with deep disapproval, said, "Young man, does your mother know how you make a living?"
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