A matter of Will

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    When her late husband's will was read, a widow learnt he had left the bulk of his fortune to another woman.

    Enraged, she rushed to change the inscription on her spouse's tombstone.

    "Sorry, lady," said the stone cutter. "I inscribed 'Rest in Peace' on your orders. I can't change it now."

    "Very well," she said grimly. "Just add, 'Until We Meet Again'."
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