Visiting a friend

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    Banta goes over to visit one of his friends.

    While he is at her friend's house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop.

    His friend tells him to spend the night at his house and go home the next day.

    When he hears this, he rushes out the door and comes a while later totally drenched and carrying a small bag.

    So his friend asks, "Where did you run off too!"

    Bant says, "I went home to get my pyjamas!"
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