| Banta owned a great big farm. He had lots of animals like pigs, chickens, horses and cows. But then one day one of his horses became constipated so he went to the vet and the doctor gave him some big pills and a pipe. The doctor instructed him to put a pill in the pipe, stick the pipe up the horse's ass and blow as hard as he could. Banta went home and did exactly what the vet told him to do. An hour later Banta came back to the doctor's place looking very sick. The doctor asked what was wrong. Then Banta replied, "The horse blew first." |