Woman's point of view

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    From a woman's point of view:
    - The most perfect man in the world is her father.
    - The most abused husband in the world is her brother.
    - The most handsome man in the world is her son.
    - The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband.
    - The most thankful man in the world is her son in law.
    - And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in the world is her husband.
  • Geriatric Condition An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn't heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but...
  • Visiting a friend Banta goes over to visit one of his friends. While he is at her friend's house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop. His friend tells him...
  • Genealogy Explained A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race begin?"
    The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made...
  • Morning Prayer Dear Lord: So far today, I am doing alright. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self indulgent...
  • Cosmetic Surgery Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
    The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob...
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