Deadly Mistake

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    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

    They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."

    The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

    After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir,I' m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this... somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulation on your new location.'''
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