What Sec can do!

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    1. It makes some people religious: Oh my God! Yes! My God!
    2. It gives some people their first musical lesson: mmmm... aaaahh ooooh... aaahhh...
    3. Makes some people natural competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr!
    4. It makes some people announce their own obituary: Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me!
    5. It makes some ladies become terrorists: Destroy it! Don't show any damn mercy! Just tear it! Don't do it with mercy! I am not your sister. Do it harder!
    6. Others become respectful: Give it to me please... please... please I'm begging.
    7. Loyalty: I love you! You are my life! I'm yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want. Jack me any how and it's yours!
    8. Makes some people become beggers: Yeah please don't stop! Please I beg in God's name give it to me! Please give it to mee.
  • Now that's logic for you Question to Confucius:
    Woman: "If I sleep with three men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with ten women, every one calls him...
  • Sexual Morality The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.
    "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation...
  • Sexy Secretary A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into...
  • First Gynecologic Visit Old Mrs. Moskowitz, who was ailing, was persuaded to visit a gynecologist for the first time in her life.
    The efficient young doctor soothed her, helped her onto the table...
  • Stupid Wives Three guys are arguing about whose wife is more stupid.
    First guy says, "My wife, she just went and brought a $10,000 dress and she 8 sizes too big for it...
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