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    A blonde walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the sales clerk for help.

    "I'd like a box of birdseed," said the lady.

    "For which kind of bird?" he asked helpfully.

    "Oh, I dunno," she replied. "Whichever will grow the fastest..."
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    The most abused husband in the world is her brother...
  • Constipated Horse Banta owned a great big farm. He had lots of animals like pigs, chickens, horses and cows. But then one day one of his horses became constipated so he went to the vet...
  • Geriatric Condition An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn't heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but...
  • Visiting a friend Banta goes over to visit one of his friends. While he is at her friend's house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop. His friend tells him...
  • Genealogy Explained A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race begin?"
    The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made...
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