| A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at 3 O’clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out: Is that you, Jim ? And that cured him." "Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how ?" The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill." |