That time of the month!

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    Little Nancy is travelling in an aeroplane. The aeroplane starts giving problems and it soon becomes clear that all passengers will have to use their parachutes and jump out as the plane is about to crash.

    Unfortunately there is not sufficient parachutes for all the passengers. Nancy being really brave, decides to hand her parachute to somebody else. The stranger who takes the parachute is quite alarmed to see that Nancy is smiling from ear to ear.

    "But why are you not worried Certainly without a parachute you will surely die?" says the stranger.

    Nancy responds, "I'm really not scared, in fact I'm feeling pretty confident... Why? Because it's that time of the month and I'm wearing pads that have wings."
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