| Two blondes are having lunch catching up with each other's news. "I heard you've given up smoking, is it true?" "Yes, I haven't had a cigarette in almost two months." "But you were such a heavy smoker, you must tell me your secret. I've tried everything to quit." "Well it's really quite simple. Every time I get the urge to smoke a cigarette, I suck on a LifeSaver instead" "Well that's easy for you, but I don't live near the beach" |