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    I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling.

    "I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience," he replied.

    "Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?" I asked in stunned disbelief.

    "Well, I learned that my wife really loves me. You know that whenever the mailman came by or a delivery man headed toward the door, my wife ran out to meet them. I could hear her excitedly saying, 'My husband is home! My husband is home!'"
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    "Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.
    "Yes, doctor. Usually I see...
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    "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy...
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    "Oh, she's not pregnant," Banta replied, "she's expecting...
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