| Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders, "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?" The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The second vampiresaid, "I'll have a mug of blood." The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I'll have a glass of plasma." The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light" |