| Santa and Banta were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Santa glanced over and noticed that Banta's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Wow," Santa said. "I've never seen one like that before." "Like what?" Banta said. "All twisted like a pig's tail," Santa said. "Well, what's yours like?" Banta said. "Straight, like normal," Santa said. "I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Banta said. Santa finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants. "What did you do that for?" Banta said. "Shaking off the excess drops," Santa said. "Like normal." "Fuck!," Banta said. "And all these years I've been wringing it." |